Gnome Warfare – The Sequel

Today I did a mini tour of my suburb, checking out the terrain for rogue gnomes (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, here’s my previous post…)
For more detailed information, go to this site.

I walked along the back streets, thinking that these gardens would be ideal hideouts – a lot of the houses are old, and could have been adapted over many years for the coming gnome occupation. To my surprise, I did not see any gnomes.

Not a one.

At least in the wild.

Imagine my horror, having been encouraged by the dearth of gnomes, to unsuspectingly wander into a shop, and be confronted by THIS!

Don’t be fooled by their pleasant exterior, people.
They’re tricksy, these gnomes..

This one is obviously contemplating some form of kidnap/torture! What is the world coming to, when these creatures can be openly displayed, on low shelves where our children can reach them!?

Lock your doors.
Bar your windows.
The invasion is coming.

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Published in: on February 28, 2012 at 4:24 pm  Comments (2)  

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  1. loved reading your previous post about the potential invasion of gnomes – and then this post. Your mind is a delight to me

  2. Thank you! 😀


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